Holy
insane episodes Sookie! Forget about waiting until episode 6 for the good stuff
to happen. I have nothing to complain about. Not even the fact that they cut
the episode short. They do that for an episode or two every season so there is
nothing shocking about that. So here are my thoughts on episode 5, "Let’s
Boot and Rally."
What the hell does boot and rally mean
anyway? While I look that up, I guess I’ll start with Sook and Alcide finally,
and I mean FINALLY, getting it on. Well, that was until... puke! Damn Sookie,
what bad timing you have. And Bill and Eric, were you going to watch? Naughty
vamps!
Thanks for answering my question. I can
rest easy knowing that Pam now owns Fangtasia. Boy is she in charge. No
Monopoly, Candyland, Scrabble, or killing humans. She laid into Tara good. I
thought they were going to have some fun together, but there was nothing fun
about that.
On the other hand, I knew Jessica and
Tara wouldn't be having any fun together. That was an interesting conversation
they had though. A good inside look at how it feels to become a vampire.
Apparently nothing beats feeding and fucking except maybe a good speed fight!
They should definitely do more speed fighting, like once per episode.
So look who’s interested in Terry’s
storyline now. Yes, they sucked me into it. However, I can throw out the whole
thing about not bringing in any new supernatural beings. The Ifrit, which
doesn’t translate to mean iPhone, isn’t going to be as big as introducing the
wolves, or witches, but it will definitely play a role in Terry’s life. What an
awesome being too! Loved the smoke hands. Now if it can just get rid of Patrick
for us!
He-Man pjs! He-Man pjs! He-Man pjs! I
can’t believe they busted out He-Man pjs! Only Jason could be so awesome! It
was also awesome seeing his parents bleed out all over their cereal. Ok, sucks
for them, but terrific scene. Poor Jason, as he struggles with his sex issues,
which was hilarious and awkward when his mom referenced it, he is starting to
piece together what vampires have done to humans all along. Looks like Jason
might be returning to his “I hate vampires” phase.
With the return of Dallas, True Blood
could have had its own version of who shot J.R.: who shot the shifters? Too bad
it looks like a band of stupid humans, including that fool from the Stake
House, is behind it all. They won’t get by with that for long, unless Jason in
his new phase joins them! I could see it happening. And Sam, get up man! We
know you will be all right! Luna, well if you watch the scene carefully they
messed up the editing. She gets shot in the arm, then side, and as they change
up the shot, you see her take a bullet in the stomach. So does that mean she’s
dead? How dare they shoot at that little wolf!
Sometimes you just have to take a good
hard look in the mirror to reevaluate where you are in life. You stand in front
of it, look up, and see… holly shit, where did that mask come from? It doesn’t
look like Lafayette is going to be able to get rid of that mask any time soon,
and that is fine with me. He should walk around with that on for a couple of
episodes. That would be fun. Hey, Jesus, I knew it would be a matter of time
before we saw you again, or part of you. Who needs a body anyway? You just
might want someone to help you with your mouth so that you can actually help
Lafayette. Maybe Ms. Thornton can help you with that!
So obviously my favorite line of the
night did not come from Jesus. Pam always comes strong, but not this time.
Sookie tried hard, and I mean hard like that whole thing about it must be
Thursday, and walking through the door’s broken window. But no, I have to give
it to our favorite sheriff when he realized he “fucked a fairy.” Yes, again I
go with the line you don’t usually hear. When was the last time you heard
someone say they slept with Tinkerbomb, or whomever Jason was referring to. People
can dream about sleeping with fairies. Hey, my dreams are none of your
business. Moving on…
To vomit, continue drinking and
partying, and watch horror movies. Ok, maybe not watch horror movies, but
that’s what boot and rally is all about. Speaking of horror movies, that is
what they made it seem like as they walked into the asylum. Love that they
incorporated the whole horror thing, including Sook’s knowledge of not
splitting up before going inside. You would think after all she has gone
through, there aren’t too many horror movies out there that are going to scare
her. Also loved the rats eating the hand, and bodies. Wow did the King have a
feast, and he wasn’t even finished.
So the fat guy runs down the hall and a
fairy, wolf, or two vampires have to catch him. Who’s your money on? Of course
the fairy! All right, onto more serious things. I have brought up the loyalty
between Bill and Eric several times, as I just don’t think it will last. This
episode might be the first in really testing that out. Bill basically called
Eric out. I don’t know what has happened to Eric. The old Eric would have had a
more fierce response then just telling Bill to take it back. Even though Eric
might have other ideas, I still don’t think he had anything to do with the
King’s release.
Ah yes, the day I’ve been waiting for,
the return of the King. I do have to say he was looking good when they dug him
up. I like the Darth Maul, or guy from Insidious look! And look at who dug him
up, that damn traitor woman that stands by Roman’s side. Yes, that is who I
think it is. I haven’t trusted her for one second. Outside shot at it being
someone we don’t know, and it being Nora is too obvious. One last thought:
Alcide really needs to get his nose fixed. Sometimes he smells people coming,
and other times he has no clue! If you don’t smell right, vampires watch you
have sex, and you get dragged away!
I have to give them a lot of credit for
what they have done for 5 episodes. They have done an excellent job of setting
up this civil war between vampires by using the usual characters. Yes, they
brought in more of the Authority, but they kind of had to do that. But showing
the different sides of vampires, like how it feels to become a vamp, be a
maker, and even something like Jess and Tara fighting, really shows what each
side is fighting for. The speech Roman gave while showing different scenes was
a great idea. It emphasized what he said, and the battle at hand. What do you
think, should vampires just slaughter humans, and use them as food like in
Daybreakers, or should they continue to drink True Blood and play nice with
humans? Well, I don’t want to be anyone’s food, but I also don’t think vampires
will ever be able to play nice with humans. Food for thought, until next week!
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