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ANNABELLE COMES HOME REVIEW

While babysitting the daughter of Ed and Lorraine Warren, a teenager and her friend unknowingly awaken an evil spirit in a doll. Starring: Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, McKenna Grace, Madison Iseman, and Katie Sarife Directed by: Gary Dauberman Written by: James Wan, and Gary Dauberman   It was like love at first fright when Annabelle debuted in “ The Conjuring .” I just knew fans needed more of her, and we’ve had more of her than I could’ve ever imagined. However, some of that love disappeared by the end of “ Annabelle Creation ” because it really sunk in that Annabelle would never be like Chucky. She draws the evil out, but never is going to be more than a creepy looking doll.    That’s made clear when “Annabelle Comes Home” begins with the Warren couple trying to bring Annabelle home. Evil spirits are drawn to her in a great scene that sets the tone for the rest of the movie. As quickly as the Warren’s make an appearance, they’re off leaving th...

THE DEAD DON'T DIE REVIEW

The peaceful town of Centerville finds itself battling a zombie horde as the dead start rising from their graves. Starring: Bill Murray, Adam Driver, Tom Waits, and Chloe Sevigny Written and directed by: Jim Jarmusch  Bill Murray and Adam Driver teamed together…unusual but could work. Leading a cast of stars including, Tilda Swinton, Tom Waits, Chloe Sevigny, Danny Glover, and Selena Gomez…why not? To top if off fighting the undead…sounds good! Or maybe not!   “The Dead Don’t Die” takes place in the small town of Centerville. A very slow moving town where nothing much seems to happen. In a way, it’s kind of like the movie. The movie takes on the pace of a slow moving zombie, and never picks up. The audience will sit there waiting for that kick ass zombie fighting scene to come, but sorry it never does. Yes, there's a little zombie fighting, but there’s not much to get excited about.   Another thing the audience will be waiting for is the true Bill M...

MA REVIEW

A lonely woman befriends a group of teenagers and decides to let them party at her house. Just when the kids think their luck couldn’t get any better, things start happening that make them question the intention of their host. Starring: Octavia Spencer, Diana Silvers, and Juliette Lewis Directed by: Tate Taylor Written by: Scotty Landed   The weekend is here, and you’re looking to party! Look no further than Ma’s house! Under age drinking and drugs…no problem! Drink, dance, lock lips, take a nap, whatever…just don’t piss off Ma. Ma throws a wild party, but is “MA” the movie just as exciting?   Lets start with the obvious and commend Octavia Spencer for her portrayal of Ma. Ma never really seems normal, but Octavia takes her character from as close to normal as Ma can be to totally nuts by the end. Unfortunately the rest of the cast is just alright. The next most important role is Maggie played by Diana Silvers. Maybe it’s because she’s playing the new ...

STARBUCKS CUP ALSO APPEARS IN HORROR MOVIES!

If you’ve been watching the final season of Game of Thrones, then you might know about the scene where a Starbucks cup made a surprise appearance. It was a shock to many, as obviously someone didn’t remove the cup. HBO had fun with it, so I decided to have some fun with it as well. I found some other places a Starbucks cup could have been left in popular horror movies. Enjoy…   Doesn't look like it did her much good!   She better wake up before Jason comes for her coffee (or probably her)! Starbucks cup is making sure Michael stays off the lawn! Looks like Pennywise is keeping at least one of the losers awake! Who knew the Starbucks cup floats too! Wonder if they are eating the Uber Eats driver with the coffee! Don't think Chucky can reach the Starbucks cup from there! Hopefully it's not after midnight!   Did the Starbucks upset his stomach?   If she saw the cup she would know he's...

PET SEMATARY REVIEW

Dr. Louis Creed and his wife, Rachel, relocate from Boston to rural Maine with their two young children. The couple soon discover a mysterious burial ground hidden deep in the woods near their new home. Starring: Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, Jete Laurence, and John Lithgow Directed by: Kevin Kolsch, and Dennis Widmyer Written by: Matt Greenberg, Jeff Buhler, and Stephen King   We continue to be in the new era of Stephen King. This time comes the remake of “Pet Sematary.” Not a bad choice, but do we need another remake…probably not. Regardless, it’s here so lets talk about it!   Maybe it’s knowing what’s coming, but the first half of the movie seems to drag. The family moves to the new town, and settles into their new home. Curiosity gets the best of Ellie (Jete Laurence), as she investigates the pet sematary. Before she can get into any big trouble, she meets the nice yet odd neighbor Jud (John Lithgow.) John seemed like a great choice to play this role, ...

US REVIEW

A family’s serenity turns to chaos when a group of doppelgängers begins to terrorize them. Starring: Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, Shahadi Wright, Evan Alex, and Elisabeth Moss Directed and written by: Jordan Peele   Coming off of “Get Out,” it appears like Jordan Peele has been anointed the new king of horror. It would be nice to see a few more movies before handing him the crown, but that’s all fine and good. All that really means is that “Us” better be pretty good, which it turns out to be. However, is it better than “Get Out?”   Lets start with giving credit to the cast of the Wilson family for their performances. They’re great in their roles as the average family, but even better when playing their sinister selves. The story really centers on Adelaide Wilson, which really puts the pressure on actress Lupita Nyong’o. She is asked to cover so much ground, and does it perfectly. If you raved about Toni Collette's performance in “Hereditary,” you should be...

HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U REVIEW

Tree Gelbman discovers that dying over and over was surprisingly easier than the dangers that lie ahead. Starring: Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, and Phi Vu Directed by: Christopher Landon Written by: Christopher Landon, and Scott Lobdell   With low expectations, “ Happy Death Day ” actually turned out to be an alright movie. While it ended up with a pretty good twist, it was still bothersome that there wasn’t a better explanation as to why Tree (Jessica Rothe) lived the same day over and over. Well with a little patience enter “Happy Death Day 2U,” and the explanation. A nice little science fiction explanation that takes this sequel into a new dimension.   Yes, the audience still gets to see Tree die over and over again. Like the original, she dies at the hands of the killer a few times, but there also some changes. There’s a really funny sequence where Tree gets to pick how she dies, and does so repeatedly. Because she ends up in another dimension, ...