What
did I watch last night you say? Well since there was nothing new to watch, I
believe I watched the Travel Channel, which featured NYC. There appears to be
many interesting things to do there like taking a boat out to see the Statue of
Liberty. They have a nice looking baseball stadium, but I'm not sure how good
their baseball team is, especially when they hit home runs with sharks instead
of baseballs. They have a lot of ways to travel around the city. There is the
subway, taxi drivers who apparently follow you around with spare rope, and you
can even rent bikes. Maybe I will visit there one day. What? Wrong channel?
Wrong show?
Well maybe it was the Weather Channel?
They started off showing the potential for bad weather, and then went into
panic forecasting. First it was a waterspout, then a tornado. If one tornado
wasn't bad enough, a second and later third one showed up. I would have thought
the Weather Channel would be more informed, but they kept coming up with crazy
reasons why these tornados wanted to merge. One woman even mentioned a forecast
of raining sharks! Odd how they seemed to be only focusing on NY. Huh, still
the wrong channel?
Well hell, maybe it was the Discovery
Channel? I do remember seeing sharks after all. I never knew that sharks
growled like dogs. Then again, I learned a lot of new things about sharks. They
do rain from the sky like that woman forecasted. However, they never mentioned
how long the sharks could survive out of water. Apparently they can swim
through the air pretty well though. Oh, and I'm amazed at how easily you can
split a shark in half. They must become softer after being out of water for a
while. That wasn't the Discovery Channel either?
Hmm, well my original plan was to watch
"Snakes on a Plane." I thought I had the right channel for a few
minutes at least. This couple was on a plane talking about a book with the
stewardess. I was waiting for Samuel L. Jackson to appear, but this other guy
was there and he was little help. Most importantly, there were no snakes. Maybe
the sharks that flew into the cabin ate them. You know what, I'm starting to
make a connection between all these channels. They all had flying sharks!
What channel did you say I was
watching? Syfy! Let me think about that for a minute. There was certainly some
bad acting, especially moments when that couple tried to show they loved each other.
Hell, it couldn’t get any worse than when he proposed with a ring off a hand
that was in a shark’s mouth. There was a lot of bad CGI, like when that guy was
fending off the shark with a bat in the subway, and the bat slid through the
shark's body. I guess they spent their money on more important things!
What else? There were some guest stars.
I mean I'm not sure you can call them all stars, but if you watch those morning
shows you might recognize them. Too bad the sharks didn’t have more luck killing
them off! There was ad placement like for Subway, Coors, and even the whole freaking
city of NY! Weird how that's usually done in big summer blockbusters not on
Syfy movies. Maybe it wasn't... Ok maybe it was! No need to yell! It’s just
that Syfy usually does a natural disaster or crazy creature movie separately. Maybe
they decide to combine the two this time in the form of tornados, and sharks.
Wait tornado. Flying sharks. It was Syfy! I was watching Sharknado 2! Well I
hope you can see how I might have been confused!
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