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WITNESS INFECTION REVIEW

  Sometimes the past comes back to bite you. Two rival mob families are transferred from the Witness Protection Agency by mistake to the same city, Temecula, CA. Starring: Robert Belushi, Jill-Michele Melean, and Vince Donvito Directed by: Andy Palmer Written by: Carlos Alazraqui and Jill-Michele Melean   Witness protection is supposed to be safe, but when it becomes "Witness Infection" things turn deadly for two mob families. Carlo (Robert Belushi) and Gina (Jill-Michele Melean) are just trying to run their dog grooming business, and be together. However, Carlo has some family obligations that are about to get in the way of that. His brother is unable to have children so he can’t marry into the rival mob. This leaves Carlo to fill the void, and save two mob families from another fight.    He’s reluctant to go along with this forced marriage, and expresses that at a dinner where he’s supposed to agree to everything. This upsets his potential bride to be, and...

CREEPSHOW SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 REVIEW

EPISODE 201 MODEL KID Joe doesn’t have many friends, but he’s happy to hang out with the model toys of his favorite scary movie monsters… and he’ll learn just how supportive his toy friends can be. Written by: John Esposito Directed by: Greg Nicotero Cast: Brock Duncan, Tyner Rushing, Jana Allen, Kevin Dillon, Chris Schmidt Jr., Nick Morgan   Joe has a room that any horror fan would love to have at his age, or even as a grown up. He’s a huge fan of movie monsters, and has a great collection of figures, masks, posters, and more. While his focus is on his monsters, the monster known as cancer has been taking its toll on his mom. To make matters worse, Joe’s uncle and aunt are about to move in. Lets just say Joe doesn’t have the best relationship with them, and it’s not going to get better anytime soon.   This episode opens like a scene from a classic monster movie with an interesting twist to it. Joe loves horror and that will make it extremely easy for fans to relate t...

THE TOLL REVIEW

  A socially awkward driver and a weary passenger try to make it to their destination while being haunted by a supernatural threat. Starring: Jordan Hayes, Max Topplin, and James McGowan Directed and written by: Michael Nader    No matter what “The Toll” is people don't want to pay it, and there's no expectation to that here. Cami (Jordan Hayes) has just landed after a long trip, and gets into a ridesharing car driven by Spencer (Max Topplin). She tells him to head to her father’s place, which seems to be in the middle of nowhere. As they drive, Spencer continues to try and make conversation while Cami would prefer to just rest. She does actually snooze off for a short time, but wakes just in time to see Spencer take a suspicious turn. She questions him about it, but the GPS seems to say that’s the way to go.   As the two travel down a very dark road, a little tension grows between the two. It doesn’t help that Spencer stops the car thinking he hit something, but fin...

MAKING MONSTERS REVIEW

  A social media prankster and his fiancee find their idyllic country weekend turn into the ultimate video prank where the stakes are like and death. Starring: Jonathan Craig, Alana Elmer, and Peter Higginson Directed by: Justin Harding and Rob Brunner Written by: Justin Harding   Seems like the world is continuously “Making Monsters” and that certainly is the case here. Chris (Tim Loden) has become famous on YouTube for his pranks. What kind of pranks…well any way in which he can scare the hell out of his girlfriend Allison (Alana Elmer). Apparently he’s made it go a long way, and has even given talks about his success scaring her to death. The pranks are fun, but now Allison wants to have a baby. This means Chris can no longer prank her, as she needs to be as stress free as possible.   What better way to be stress free than to take a trip? The couple runs into one of Chris’s old friends, who invites them to visit him and his fiancee David (Jonathan Craig) at their...

CURSE OF AURORE REVIEW

A thumb drive from the dark web reveals disturbing footage documenting three American filmmakers on a script writing trip to rural Quebec. Starring: Llana Barron, Lex Wilson, and Jordan Kaplan Directed by: Mehran C. Torgoley Written by: Llana Barron, and Mehran C. Torgoley   Another curse is upon us, and the “Curse of Aurore” probably isn’t going to end any better than the others. Casey Nolan starts off the movie by presenting a mysterious USB drive that he got for his YouTube Channel. With no clue what’s on it, he plugs it into the laptop, and the audience is dropped into a found footage film. This one follows three filmmakers, Lena (Llana Barron), Aaron (Lex Wilson), and Kevin (Jordan Kaplan), who have arrived in Quebec looking for ideas for a movie. Lena is familiar with the area, and they start to settle in at one of her relative’s homes.    She begins to pitch the idea for their film to be centered around a local legend of a girl named Aurore. She was a youn...

WHERE THE SCARY THINGS ARE EPISODE 85

  Where The Scary Things Are Episode 85: HAWK and REV: VAMPIRE SLAYERS with RYAN BARTON-GRIMLEY We sit down with Director Ryan Barton-Grimley and talk about his new film Hawk and Rev Vampire Slayers. RBG is one of the funniest guest we have had on the show. A definite listen.Support the show ( https://linktr.ee/WTSTA666 ) Listen: WhereTheScaryThingsAre.com Apple: apple.co/3tgp2Nk Spotify: spoti.fi/38HH6s0 Watch:

PHOBIAS REVIEW

  Five dangerous patients, suffering from extreme phobias at a government testing facility, are put to the ultimate test under the supervision of a crazed doctor and his quest to weaponize fear.  Starring: Leonardo Nam, Lauren Miller Rogen, and Alexis Knapp Directed by: Camilla Belle, Maritte Lee Go, Joe Sill, Jess Varley, and Chris von Hoffmann  Written by: Camilla Belle, Broderick Engelhard, Maritte Lee Go, Joe Sill, Jess Varley, and Chris von Hoffmann   You might think you’re brave, but everyone has “Phobias.” With phobia comes fear, and that’s what Dr. Wright (Ross Partridge) is looking for. He’s trying to instill fear in all of his patients so that he can bottle it. He’s looking to find a way to weaponize this fear. In the process, his patients suffer mentally and physically because of the experiments.    While an anthology of stories, everything is anchored to Johnny (Leonardo Nam), who the audience first meets suffering at the hands of some ...

SLAXX REVIEW

  When a possessed pair of jeans begins to kill the staff of a trendy clothing store, it is up to Libby, an idealistic young salesclerk, to stop its bloody rampage. Starring: Romane Denis, Brett Donahue, and Sehar Bhojani Directed by: Elza Kephart Written by: Patricia Gomez and Elza Kephart    “Slaxx” can often feel like they’re squeezing the life out of you, and this time they just might do it for real. Libby (Romane Denis) is the new hire at CCC, and couldn’t be happier to be there. CCC is the popular retail store whose goal is not only to sell great clothes, but also to “Make a better tomorrow today.” They try to be the perfect company from the start of making the clothes thru the sales process.    Libby is hired just in time for the release of their newest jeans, which promise the perfect fit. It’s the night before the big day, and the employees are all there getting the store ready for the release. The store manager Craig (Brett Donahue) is trying to keep t...

WHERE THE SCARY THINGS ARE EPISODE 84

  Where The Scary Things Are Episode 84: THE STYLIST and CEREAL In this episode we talk about the New Movie: The Stylist and get into a spat about the best cereal.   iTunes   iHeart   Stitcher

RAVAGE REVIEW

  Alone in the woods, nature photographer Harper witnesses a violent crime. After being captured by the culprits, she uses her survivalists skills to try and make it out alive. Starring: Bruce Dern, Annabelle Dexter-Jones, and Robert Longstreet Directed and written by: Teddy Grennan Check out the video below and find out how many pools of blood it received…

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD REVIEW

During the New Year’s Eve party of a bunch of friends, a series of crazy events brings out secrets, break hearts and leads to a shocking ending. Starring: Michal Meyer, Adam Woronowicz, and Julia Wieniawa-Narkiewicz Directed and written by: Jan Belcl Check out the video below and find out how many pools of blood it received…

COME TRUE REVIEW

  A teenage runaway takes part in a sleep study that becomes a nightmarish descent into the depths of her mind and a frightening examination of the power of dreams. Starring: Julia Sarah Stone, Skylar Radzion, and Landon Liboiron Directed and written by: Anthony Scott Burns   It would be nice if some dreams would “Come True,” but not necessarily all of them. Something has been bothering Sarah (Julia Sarah Stone) so much that she can no longer live at home. When her mom leaves the house she goes inside for a shower and food. Going to school doesn’t help solve her problem either, which is a continuing battle with sleep paralysis. She seems to just want the life of the average teen, and hopes she has found the answer to her problems.   One night she goes to get screened for a sleep study. After a series of tests it looks like she has passed, and will get to come back. Being an experiment, they don’t give her many details despite her curiosity. Soon enough she notices ...